On The Inside

 Department of Insinuated Nazi Government Overreach, or DINGO as we like to call it has been looking into your records. Social Security, Medicare, are on the list of things that we have been assured by DINGO that they have only "read access" to those files that you probably didn't want a bunch of twenty-somethings fishing about in your personal data. And yet, that is precisely what these nerdy attack dogs have been set out to do. For those of us who have spent months of our lives rejiggering and tightening our passwords to make all of our accounts impossible to enter without getting the right combination of letters, numbers, and hieroglyphics and a text from the robots who are watching over us, these government-sponsored attack nerds are brushing aside those security protocols and getting straight to work on intimidation and data mining. 

Again, let's back up a bit. If you got a phone call from someone claiming to be with "the television company" and they asked for your account information, and maybe your Social Security Number just to verify the big savings you were going to receive just for answering their questions, I would hope that your response would be to hang up immediately. Nobody should have that kind of access to your private information unless they were able to give you a really good reason. Like saving fifty percent on your next television bill. 

The attack nerds are not offering any percent off any of your bills. They are furiously poring over personnel files and payment information. The endgame is essentially the same as all the rest of the DINGO agenda: to root out those who are disloyal to the MAGA/DINGO/Project 2025 plan to centralize authority and give President Musk all the power. 

Sorry. That should have read "Shadow President Musk." 

Meanwhile, this band of tech-carrion continue to find ways to force people out of the jobs they have had for years, cut spending for any program that doesn't mirror the vision of "Efficiency" set forth by the non-elected Shadow President whose path seems currently unfettered by any other government department or regulation. Outrage has been expressed, but yet the purge continues. Moving forward with a glassy look in their eyes, these soldiers of your misfortune are not making careful designated cuts, but rather doing just as their name suggests: The are hacking away at the inside of a machine of which they have no understanding. 

Sleep tight, America.