During his State of the Union address, the "president" awarded the Medal of Freedom to (shuffling paper, checks notes) Rush Limbaugh. That Rush Limbaugh. "Have you ever noticed how all composite pictures of wanted criminals resemble Jesse Jackson?” That Rush Limbaugh. ”Women should not be allowed on juries where the accused is a stud.” That Rush Limbaugh.
”Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society.”
That Rush Limbaugh.
“I think it’s time to get rid of this whole National Basketball Association. Call it the TBA, the Thug Basketball Association, and stop calling them teams. Call ‘em gangs.” That Rush Limbaugh. “Women still live longer than men because their lives are easier.” That Rush Limbaugh. “He is exaggerating the effects of the disease. He’s moving all around and shaking and it’s purely an act. … This is really shameless of Michael J. Fox. Either he didn’t take his medication or he’s acting.” That Rush Limbaugh. “Holocaust ninety million Indians? Only four million left? They all have casinos, what’s to complain about?” That Rush Limbaugh. “I’m a huge supporter of women. What I’m not is a supporter of liberalism. Feminism is what I oppose, and feminism has led women astray. I love women. I don’t know where all this got started. I love the women’s movement, especially when walking behind it.” That Rush Limbaugh. “Obama says he’s a Christian, but where’s the evidence?” That Rush Limbaugh. “Those of you who are not mobilizing to change the Second Amendment, those of you who are not mobilizing to make it more difficult to get guns and weapons are the modern equivalent of people who sat around and let Bull Connor turn his dogs loose on the marches at Selma. … If a lot of African-Americans back in the ’60s had guns and the legal right to use them for self-defense, you think they would have needed Selma? I don’t know, I’m just asking.” That Rush Limbaugh. (shuffling paper, checks notes) Sleep tight, America.