For instance, did you know that ISIS was behind the nuclear meltdown at Chernobyl?
How about the missing ballots in the 1992 U.S. Presidential election. That was them, too.
The eruption of Mount St. Helens? ISIS.
The 1989 Loma Prieta earthquake.
The 1906 San Francisco earthquake.
JFK, RFK, and Martin Luther King Jr.? One great big ISIS plot.
Anything NASA sent into space that blew up.
Anything that blew up.
The mortgage crisis.
The metric system.
The designated hitter.
This is just a partial list, mind you. There are plenty of other things that ISIS did on accident, but they turned out okay and therefore they chose not to take credit for them. Did you know that ISIS came up with stuffed crust pizza?