Just Cause

 Nothing says "memorial" like preparing for war against a bunch of nerds who either weren't able to get their novel published or couldn't figure out what to do with that social work credential. 

Steve Bannon, late of everybody's favorite "misogynistic, xenophobic, and racist"(checks notes) "news" organization, Breitbart and current host of the podcast called (back to the notes) "The War Room," has set his sights on teachers. 

Because the job wasn't challenging enough. Steve B took his time in the pulpit at Charlie Kirk's memorial to point out that not only are Charlie's “throwback ideas,” such as “young marriage” and having “lots of children. are not popular on college campuses right now." Then he went ahead with, "look, from kindergarten all the way up, they are essentially, you know, a third of the teachers are terrorists that are trying to form them.”

How insightful of Steve B to conclude that thirty-three percent of the teaching profession is actively attempting to indoctrinate the children of America into their antifa ranks. It is our way of exacting revenge for the ridiculously low wages and fourteen hour work days. Nothing gives us more pleasure than that moment when one of our kids stands up in class and shouts, "Death to America" before heading on down the hall for gender reassignment surgery. 

Steve B: “Particularly young men who have been told, ‘You’re bad, you’re everything evil, you’ve gotta change, we have to change you, we have to give you drugs.'" 

And just in case the danger wasn't prescient enough, he insists,  “Charlie Kirk is a casualty of war. We are at war in this country." 

As a side note, the reason Mister Bannon is no longer in the employ of Bretibart: He had a rather public falling out with the convicted felon who just happened to be headlining the Charlie Kirk Memorial. Apparently all they really needed was a just cause to bring them back together again: Going to war against those terrorist teachers.