“There’s a warming trend — the climate is changing,” Scott Pruitt, recently installed head of the Environmental Protection Agency said on “Fox News Sunday.” “And human activity contributes to that change in some measure. The real issue is how much we contribute to it.” This revelation comes a day after his boss, "President" Trump, rolled back much of the protections put in place by President Obama. Here are some more observations that may not have been painfully obvious enough for the "President" and his minions to comprehend as yet: If you were to walk around the earth, your head would travel a significant distance farther than your feet. Sucking on hard candies is just you drinking your flavored spit. You go to college to pay for college.
You never laugh way too hard at something. You always laugh the exact amount of how you think how funny something is.
"Practice" seems like a terrible name for a health or legal establishment.
There are more nipples in the world than people.
Someone coined the term "to coin a term."
If you’re allergic to pollen, you’re allergic to plant sperm.
Strictly speaking, nothing is on fire. fire is on things.
Superman is an alien that sexually identifies as a white human male from the United States.
We admire hair when it's on someone's head but the second a piece of it is no longer attached to a head it becomes gross.
"Knight has more silent letters than voiced letters, but all the letters in "ninja" have a sound.
Abbreviate Neil Armstrong’s name as Neil A. and then say it backwards.
Because the earth rotates, and revolves around the sun, and the sun moves around the center of our galaxy, which moves through space itself, you will never be in the same place twice. Ever.
The word "natural" is artificial.
In 2020, it’s going to be 4/20 for an entire month.
The lottery is kind of like a tax for being stupid.
And you can bet that if there was a "President" who would institute a National Lottery, it would be the Orangutan in Chief.