Back Nine

 "Sir, are you sure?"

"Yes, I want the nine."

"Well, okay. But that's not exactly what I was asking about."

"Ah, thank you. The big nine." 

"I was talking more about playing golf, you know, after the thing."

"What thing?"

"With Iran."

"Oh that thing. Stand back now. I've got quite a back swing."

“If I didn’t terminate Obama’s horrendous Iran Nuclear Deal, Iran would have had a Nuclear Weapon three years ago. That was the most dangerous transaction we have ever entered into, and had it been allowed to stand, the World would be an entirely different place right now. You can blame Barack Hussein Obama, and Sleepy Joe Biden.”

"Well, sir, if I may: Some of our servicemen are dead."

"What do you think that is, about forty yards?"

"I'm wondering if seeing the President out on the golf course the day after he sends our military into harm's way..."

"Whose military?"

"Sorry sir. Sorry. Your military."

“The Radical Left Democrats, a Party that has completely lost its way, are complaining bitterly about the very necessary and important attack, by the United States and Israel, on Iran. What most people understand is that they are only complaining BECAUSE I DID IT and, if I didn’t do it, they would be screaming — Why didn’t ‘TRUMP’ attack Iran, he should do it, IMMEDIATELY? Do you think the breeze is from the north?"

"I think it's coming from the Middle East."

"How's that?"

"Nothing."

"Look son, some people are going to have to give up their lives. That's just the way it is."

"Yes sir."

“Sleepy Joe Biden spent all of his time, and our Country’s money, GIVING everything to P.T. Barnum (Zelenskyy!) of Ukraine - Hundreds of Billions of Dollars worth - And, while he gave so much of the super high end away (FREE!), he didn’t bother to replace it. Fortunately, I rebuilt the military in my first term, and continue to do so. The United States is stocked, and ready to WIN, BIG!!!”

"Of course, sir."

"And did you see the drapes I picked out?"

"Drapes?"

"For the ballroom." 

"No."

"No?"

"No sir."

"Alright then. Forty yards t the cup. I should be able to knock this in and still get back to the club in time to watch Real Housewives."

"Yes."

"What's that?"

"Yes sir."