Monday, June 16, 2025

Wuffwy, Centurion

 “Oh and uh.. Throw him to the floor, sir?”

“What?”

“Throw him to the floor again, sir?”

“Oh yes. Frow him to the flaw, please.”

ACK!!”

Depending on the settings of your blasphometer, this bit from Monty Python's Life of Brian might leave you in stitches, or it could send you in search of the unholy troupe who wrote it in the first place to give them stitches. I find it amusing. 

What I didn't find funny was the way this same scene played out in real life this past week in Los Angeles. Senator Alex Padilla was "frone to the flaw" by three federal officers after he attempted to ask Kristi "puppy killer" Noem a few questions about the ongoing situation in the City of Angels. The Trumpreich immediately went into denial, claiming that the Senator "lunged" at the killer of puppies and failed to identify himself. Video of the incident tells a different story.

Surprise, surprise. 

To be clear: Alex Padilla is a ranking member of the Senate Judiciary Committee’s Subcommittee on Immigration, Citizenship, and Border Safety. He was at this press conference as part of his business. Official business. He was there to ask just what was going on in Southern California. On behalf of the citizens he was elected to represent. 

Nobody elected the puppy killer. As a matter of fact, up until the puppy killing revelation in the spring of 2024, there were those who felt that she might be a good running mate for a convicted felon. At least that's what the puppy killer herself believed. Instead, he went with the couch molester, but she got picked to be Secretary of Homeland Security. 

Currently there is no ongoing puppy crisis in Los Angeles that requires her attention. Just the wanton and reckless disruption of everyday life by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents, rolling out in unmarked cars with masks on. The good people of Los Angeles were upset. 

So they took to the streets. That's when the puppy killer's boss illegally sent California National Guard troops in to "bring peace" to those streets. Along with seven hundred U.S. Marines. 

If you're a fan of "Life of Brian," you may find this an amusing solution, given the way Romans "brought peace" to Judea back in 33 AD. 

Except this is how things are really being handled in real time right now. Kristi and her stormtroopers are bringing peace the same way she brought it to her farm way back when: at the end of the barrel of a gun. 

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

🐶