Their Kind Of Promises

 Promises were made to be broken. While we have all been trying to catch up with the insane posse of clowns who are currently at the controls of our country, each new day brings a new threat or assurance that comes with some sort of odd plan or timeframe. The suggestion that we should all wait and see what happens over the next two weeks in Iran was yet another bait and switch. Any notion of diplomacy was thrown straight out the window when B2 bombers dropped multiple "bunkerbusters" on nuclear sites in three cities. 

I would imagine part of this plan involved getting the jump on any thoughts our defense community had about chatting it up on an unsecured channel on Signal. It would also go a long way toward diminishing that "TACO" meme. 

What happens next? Well we stopped talking about the Epstein Files. We had our attention diverted from the ICE raids in Los Angeles. The paving over of the Rose Garden at the White House seems like a pretty distant memory. All because the former game show host and the only man to ever direct the use of the GBU-57 Massive Ordnance Penetrators in war. A total of fourteen of these "MOP"s were used to destroy Iran's capacity to create their own nuclear weapon. Operation "Midnight Hammer" was a success not only for its destruction, but also for coming up with a really cool name for a sneak attack. 

Why did we need a sneak attack with a really cool name? Well, history will tell us that it is important to keep certain countries from possessing weapons of mass destruction. Especially in the Middle East. The fact that this act of aggression on our part bypassed Congress kept it all the more secret. And illegal. 

The Second Trumpreich is no stranger to illegality. They have been sending masked federal kidnappers into homes and schools and business across southern California in order to meet the quotas set by Stephen "Nosferatu" Miller to cleanse the country of "undesirables." In defiance of the Posse Comitatus Act of 1878, the Clown Cabinet has sent in federal troops to quell the chaos that they have generated. 

This proved to be very unpopular and ended up distracting the country from the Circus Parade with tanks on the adjudicated rapist's birthday. So in order to up the ante on distractions, the twice-impeached "president" figured his assurance that he would end wars could be set aside for one big aerial display of the military strength he has longed to project. 

Like those promises to stop inflation by raising tariffs, this new "peace through strength" angle is yet another stab in the dark at appearing to be large and in charge. The consequences of his actions were never considered. What will be the long-term effects of bullying a known terrorist threat? Won't Iran just apologize and go back to imagining a quiet coexistence in a region that hasn't had peace since 1917? 

Or maybe you'd like to buy a new gold phone?