Saturday, December 12, 2020

Florida Man

 Florida man attacked while taking selfie with squirrel.

Florida man in "Seriously, I Have Drugs" T-shirt arrested for drug possession.

Florida man arrested for assault with a deadly weapon after throwing an alligator through a Wendy's drive-thru window.

Thousands of gun owners in Florida plan to "shoot down" Hurricane Irma.

Florida man, tired of waiting at the hospital, steals ambulance and drives home.

Florida man tries to rob GameStop store while wearing a transparent plastic bag over his head.

Florida man breaks into jail "to hang with friends."

Florida man denies drinking and driving, claims he only swilled bourbon at stop signs.

Florida man admits to killing goat and drinking its blood in pagan sacrifice would still like to be Senator.

Florida man arrested at local park for practicing karate on swans.

Florida man refuses to leave White House after losing the state of Georgia three times.

Florida man insists noise from windmills cause cancer.

Florida man  insists COVID-19 will "just go away."

Florida man refuses to wear mask.

Florida man infects entire staff with COVID-19.

Florida man wears Make America Great Again hat while overseeing the debacle of 2020.

Florida man drives date to sports bar on stolen Wal-Mart mobility scooter.

I think he'll fit right in. 

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