Hey Babe, We'll Be Back To Pick You Up Later!

 There are a lot of reasons to run for President of the United States. 

To serve your country in the most meaningful way possible. 

A chance to provide yourself and your family a lasting legacy.

The advance of social programs that will benefit every American. 

It's a great way to pick up chicks. 

That last one may not always have been a priority, but JFK and William Jefferson Clinton certainly used the office for a bit of, shall we say, "entertaining."

This guy though. He's The Worst. The convicted felon and adjudicated rapist took a break from his discussion of his meeting with Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan before abruptly switching gears to comment on his twenty-eight-year-old press secretary’s physical appearance. He asked the assembled press what they thought about replacing Karoline Leavitt, then “It’ll never happen. That face... and those lips," said the serial philanderer, "They move like a machine gun, right?”

He's seventy-nine years old. With sores, we assume, all over his body, and cankles. 

Keeping this sordid image alive in your mind, please take in the glory of the "president" abroad, if you'll pardon the term. While he was trotting about the globe in search of a new tee time, he stopped his speech in Egypt for a moment to tell the Prime Minister of Italy that she was beautiful. And he went on: “Now, if you use the word ‘beautiful’ in the United States about a woman, that’s the end of your political career. But I’ll take my chances.” He then turned to Prime Minister Meloni. “You won’t be offended if I say you’re beautiful, right? Because you are.”

Prime Minister Meloni responded by smiling awkwardly. Decorum at state events probably worked in the former game show host's favor on that one. I'm pretty sure she could have taken him out with just a hard stare, but I guess that's how diplomacy works. 

But it shouldn't have too. 

This guy is The Worst.