Headlines. Of Course.

Republican men — and not a single GOP woman — will be Christine Blasey Ford's interrogators on the Senate Judiciary Committee. Because of course they are. 

Texan Behind 3D-Printed Gun Legal Battle Charged With Sexual Assault of a Minor. Because of course he was. 

Trump Tells Hurricane Florence Survivor 'At Least You Got A Nice Boat Out Of The Deal.' Because of course he did. 

Trump Boasts About Steel Industry’s ‘New Life' As More Steelworkers Vote To Strike. Because of course he did.

Twitter Users Rib Ted Cruz For Joking Beto O'Rourke Will Ban BBQ. Because of course they did. 

Trump's Space Force Would Cost $13 Billion In First 5 Years: Air Force Memo. Because of course it will. 

Kanye West Says He's Moving to Chicago. Because of course he is. 

Arrest shows challenge of keeping rogues off Border Patrol. Because of course it does.

Sesame Street Writer Says He Was Misinterpreted on Bert and Ernie's Sexuality. Because of course he did.

Wall Street Journal Goes All Out To Defend Kavanaugh Amid Sexual Assault Allegation. Because of course they did. 

Kavanaugh Accuser Faces Death Threats Ahead Of Senate Hearing. Because of course she does.

Japanese Billionaire Will Fly To The Moon With SpaceX, Elon Musk Says. Because of course he does. 

Trump calls Florence 'one of the wettest we've ever seen from the standpoint of water.' Because of course he did.