Renovation

 An "American Flag Blue" coat of paint on the bottom of the reflecting pool between the Lincoln and Washington Monuments. 

A helipad on the South Lawn of the White House, or rather what is left of the White House, apparently the new models of Marine One have downward facing exhaust and could scorch the grass. Currently, the older models are being used to ferry the Orange Worst to the nearest Air Force base where he can be shoveled into the cargo bay of Air Force One. 

The helipad stands in contrast to most of the other wild hairs that the convicted felon seems to obsess on daily. 

Paving over the what-was-once-a-rose-garden seems to be another such project.

Or gilding every available vertical surface with which the former game show host might come in contact.

How about the two hundred fifty foot "Victory Arch" that Jeffrey Epstein's pen pal wants to erect near the Arlington National Cemetery, featuring gilded ornamentation, four lion statues, a winged figure crowning the top and the inscription “One Nation Under God” emblazoned across its facade. If plans go ahead as scheduled, this monstrosity will loom nearly one hundred feet taller than the Arc de Triomphe in Paris. 

Because bigger is always better. No matter what Stormy Daniels would tell you. 

Which brings us to the ballroom. The focus of all his faux-highness' attention while he ignores the peasants rioting in the streets. Just like Paris. Only bigger. 

I am referring to the unrest. 

And the ridiculous ballroom which seems to be a product of a childhood spent with a large golden spoon shoved in his mouth. Suddenly, even some Republicans are starting to question the adjudicated rapist's priorities. He says himself that he does not think about American's financial situation, "Not even a little bit." Why should he? Up until now, he barks and the rest of the clown car leaps into action, sparing no expense. Joe Biden loves golf. It cost taxpayers nearly eleven million dollars over the course of his administration to keep him on the links. The Orange Worst has frittered away more than thirty million dollars in the first year and a half of the Second Trumpreich. 

He should be thrown in jail not just on principle, but as a money-saving alternative to the HGTV plague he has visited upon us all.