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 PH: My dudes! What's shakin' for this weekend?

MW: Lookin' forward to getting my March Madness on. 

JDV: Maybe chug some nachos?

MR: How 'bout some wangs?

PH: Love me some wangs!

TG: You boys have your fun. I'm catching up on some work.

MW: Work?

PH: Yeah, what's that?

SM: Right. Some of us have to work this weekend.

PH: Oh, I can fix that.

TG: Whaddya mean?

MR: He means he can just send a msg to a base in the Middle East and poof.

TG: Which base?

PH: Don't you worry your pretty little had about that. 

JDV: Yeah. You should be checking up on that bracket of yours.

MW: Anyone else got Gonzaga?

JG: I do.

SM: Goldberg? Who let him on this thread?

JG: Your pal Pete. 

MR: No way. 

JG: Way. 

PH: Hey Jeff, you're not going to tell anybody about this, right?

JDV: Yeah. Who would believe you?

JDV: Right. Who would believe you?

TG: I'm out, boys. You explain this to the boss. 

MR: Not me. If anybody asks, I was out mowing the lawn.

MW: You guys still talking about the air strike on the Houthis?

TG: Mike - ixnay on the outhishay. 

MW: What?

JDV: How 'bout that Gonzaga?

JG: You're right. Who would believe that senior administration officials would be planning an military strike on an unencrypted text thread?

PH: Right. 

SM: Right. Now can we get back to deciding who to send anyone with the last name Cortez to Guantanamo Bay?