Thursday, October 24, 2019

With Apologies To The King*


We're caught in a trap
"In the course of my official duties, I have received information from multiple U.S. government officials that the president of the United States is using the power of his office to solicit interference from a foreign country in the 2020 U.S. election."
I can't walk out
"You know what we used to do in the old days when we were smart? Right? The spies and treason, we used to handle it a little differently than we do now." 
Because I love you too much baby
"Make America Great."
Why can't you see
"I will be the hero! These morons — when this is over, I will be the hero."
What you're doing to me
"If that perfect phone call with the President of Ukraine isn't considered appropriate, then no future President can EVER again speak to another foreign leader!"
When you don't believe a word I say?
"If the Democrats are successful in removing the President from office (which they will never be), it will cause a Civil War like fracture in this Nation from which our Country will never heal."
We can't go on together
"Like every American, I deserve to meet my accuser." 
With suspicious minds (suspicious minds)
"Arrest for Treason?"
And we can't build our dreams
"Keep America Great."
On suspicious minds
“The President never told me to withhold any money until the Ukrainians did anything related to the server. The only reason we were holding the money was because of concern about LACK OF SUPPORT FROM OTHER NATIONS and CONCERNS OVER CORRUPTION.”
So, if an old friend I know
“I don’t see anything that constitutes an Impeachable offense - Nothing here rises to the level of Impeachment. The Democrats are making a mistake with this secrecy.”
Stops by to say hello
"Just another FAKE SUPPRESSION POLL, this time from @FoxNews, of course!"
Would I still see suspicion in your eyes?
"I’ve sat through EVERY interview so far of this so called 'impeachment inquiry' & the President hasn’t done anything to possibly impeach him for. NOTHING,"
Here we go again
"While Dems in Congress have been trying to overturn the will of the American people by reversing Election Day 2016, our Admin will continue to fight for policies that create jobs & benefit American workers. Let’s put Americans first & pass the #USMCA!"
Asking where I've been
"How about saying it this way, IN THE HISTORY OF OUR COUNTRY! Also, MORE PEOPLE WORKING TODAY IN THE USA THAN AT ANY TIME IN HISTORY! Tough numbers for the Radical Left Democrats to beat!"
You can't see the tears are real
“Is anyone dumb enough to believe that I would say something inappropriate with a foreign leader while on such a potentially ‘heavily populated’ call.”
I'm crying (Yes I'm crying)
“THE GREATEST SCAM IN THE HISTORY OF AMERICAN POLITICS!”
We can't go on together
“PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT!”
With suspicious minds (suspicious minds)
“MAKE AMERICAN GREAT AGAIN!”
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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Operatic!