Ted Talk

“So this afternoon President Obama has invited the Senate Republicans to the White House. So after leaving here, I’m going to be going to the White House. I will make a request. if I’m never seen again, please send a search and rescue team. I very much hope by tomorrow morning I don’t wake up amidst the Syrian rebels.”

 “The media wants America to give up and allow this country to keep sliding off the edge of the cliff.”

 “This is an administration that seems bound and determined to violate every single one of our bill of rights. I don’t know that they have yet violated the Third Amendment, but I expect them to start quartering soldiers in peoples’ homes soon.”

 “Is anybody left at OFA headquarters? I’m actually glad that the president’s whole political staff is here instead of actually doing mischief in the country."

“It would seem that President Obama’s paid political operatives are out in force. The men and women in this room scare the living daylights out of them.”

 “How scared is the President? What a statement of fear, what a statement of fear. Oh, they don’t want the truth to be heard. They definitely don’t want the truth to be heard.”

“Our foreign policy is detente, which I’m pretty sure is French for surrender.”

"'Net Neutrality' is Obamacare for the Internet; the Internet should not operate at the speed of government."

"The last fifteen years, there has been no recorded warming. Contrary to all the theories that they are expounding, there should have been warming over the last fifteen years. It hasn't happened."

"I was disappointed that Bruce Willis was not available to be a fifth witness on the panel. There probably is no doubt that actually Hollywood has done more to focus attention on this issue than perhaps a thousand congressional hearings could do."

And those, ladies and gentlemen, are the words of our first declared candidate for President of the United States: Ted Cruz. He probably won't be the last. Enjoy the sunshine while you can, Ted.