If it walks like a duck -
If it quacks like a duck -
If it lays eggs like a duck -
If it swims like a duck -
If it takes dictation like a duck -
If it shops at Target like a duck -
If it smokes clove cigarettes like a duck -
If it watches old Doris Day movies like a duck -
If it pays his monthly gym membership like a duck -
If it reads the latest Tom Clancy novel like a duck -
If it sweeps the driveway like a duck -
If it plans a Star Wars themed birthday party like a duck -
If it looks at a sunrise like a duck -
If it summers on the coast of Maine like a duck -
If it records a solo album like a duck -
If it studies for midterms like a duck -
If it sits out of dance class because of a twisted ankle like a duck -
If it challenges the status quo like a duck -
If it prepares for extra vehicular activity like a duck -
If it checks the box like a duck -
If it puts coasters down like a duck -
If it picks you up at the airport like a duck -
If it snores until you kick it like a duck -
If it waits until the cookies cool before having one like a duck -
If it generates steam heat like a duck -
If it comparison shops for new carpet like a duck -
If it changes its passwords frequently like a duck -
If it drives for Uber and Lyft like a duck -
If it sits quietly in a corner at the cotillion like a duck -
If it avoids learning to drive stick like a duck -
If it collects back issues of Sports Illustrated like a duck -
If it makes a great Harvey Wallbanger like a duck -
If it plays rhythm guitar like a duck -
If it carries a chip on its shoulder like a duck -
If it never misses an episode of NCIS like a duck -
If it plants a window herb garden like a duck -
If it ignores wet paint signs like a duck -
If it clings to the past like a duck -
If it climbs the highest mountain like a duck -
If it grabs the spotlight like a duck -
If it clips two-for-one coupons for Denny's like a duck -
If it releases e-mails that prove that it has been in contact with Russians about some official documents and information that would incriminate Hillary and her dealings with Russia like a duck -
It's probably a duck.
A junior duck, but a duck nonetheless.
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