Not That There's Anything Wrong With That

Doogie Howser is gay. He said so himself. "(I) am quite proud to say that I am a very content gay man living my life to the fullest," the Doogster told People "Fair and Balanced, If That Really Matters" Magazine. Neil Patrick Harris, the actor who played Doogie was shocked by the allegations.
Okay, so he wasn't. They're the same guy, and he's coming out now because of "speculation and interest in my private life and relationships." All right, raise your hand if you were speculating or interested in Neil Patrick Harris' private life and relationships. Time's up.
I would say that this ranks on a par with the revelation of Lance "best known as the former bass singer for the American pop group 'N Sync" Bass' sexual preference. I was more intrigued by the notion that a guy named Bass (with a short a) would sing bass (with a long a). Did you know that Lance has already had quite the acting career as well, including a role on "Higglytown Heroes" as the "Electrician Hero." And he's gay!
Which brings us to Pastor Ted. He may or may not be gay. People "Truth Hurts" Magazine hasn't given us the definitive word as yet. In the meantime, we have only hearsay and his own admission that he bought methamphetamine and received a massage from a male prostitute. But the influential Christian evangelist insisted he threw the drugs away and never had sex with the man. Thank you, Ted. If only Lance and Doogie could have been so strong.