Exacting

 Revenge is a dish best served cold. At least that is what I learned from watching Wrath of Khan. According to the very jacked Ricardo Montalban, this is an old Klingon proverb. It is only now that I have been reflecting on this issue that I find that Mister Montalban, while being quite the expert on fine Corinthian leather, is not well-versed on mid-nineteenth century French literature. 

But let's not quibble. 

It would seem that one of the best ways to get folks to sit up and watch a movie is to add an element of revenge. Recently, a Jason Stratham movie about a Working Man who goes to work exacting a number of righteous acts of vengeance in order to save his boss's daughter from Russian human traffickers. 

You've seen this kind of thing before. Keanu Reeves has a franchise full of such adventures, starting with going after the Russian human traffickers that killed his dog. Then there's Denzel Washington who has a franchise of his own in which he has to go after a bunch of Russian human traffickers. And let's not forget the trouble that Liam Neeson has had trying to keep his family safe from Russian human traffickers. 

The trick, it seems, is to make the bad guys so terrible that any sort of gratuitous, graphic depiction of their death is greeted with righteous enthusiasm from the audience. It's just not a good idea to mess with former hit men, CIA agents or Royal Marines. 

Or their dogs. 

Which brings me to this: Once upon a time in a galaxy far, far away George Lucas wanted to cap off his original trilogy of space movies with a film called Revenge of the Jedi. For those of you who may have missed it, when it came out in theaters the title had been reconciled to a Return, rather than Revenge. George felt that the concept of Revenge was not in line with the Jedi philosophy. Event though many thousand posters had already been printed suggesting that it was. 

It should also be noted that back in those thrilling days of space opera, it was the bad guy with the salt and pepper mullet that was seeking revenge on Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise. Which may have something to do with Khan's follow-up to the old Klingon proverb: "It's very cold in space."

And, it would seem, in multiplexes around the country in this century as well.