Jumping The Proverbial

 I am not making this up: 

So I said, let me ask you a question and he said, nobody ever asked this question and it must be because of MIT, my relationship to MIT. Very smart. He goes, I say, what would happen if the boat sank from its weight? And you're in the boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery and the battery is now underwater and there's a shark that's approximately teny ards over there, by the way, a lot of shark attacks lately, do you notice that a lot of shark? I watched some guys justifying it today. Well, they weren't really that angry. They bit off the young lady's leg because of the fact that they were, they were not hungry, but they misunderstood what who she was? These people are. He said there's no problem with sharks. They just didn't really understand a young woman swimming now. It really got decimated and other people do a lot of shark attacks. So I said, so there's a shark 10 yards away from the boat, ten yards or here, do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking? Water goes over the battery, the boat is sinking. Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted? Because I will tell you he didn't know the answer. He said, you know, nobody's ever asked me that question. I said, I think it's a good question. I think there's a lot of electric current coming through that water. But you know what I'd do if there was a shark or you get electrocuted, I'll take electrocution every single time.

Those were the words a "very stable genius" had for a crowd of folks standing out in the middle of a desert in one hundred plus degree temperatures. Authorities said that six people were sent to the hospital and twenty-four more were treated on site. That was for the heat. Who knows what sort of treatment they may need for the cognitive demands put upon their brains beyond the heat. This might also have something to do with the steady stream of MAGAts fleeing the site before the convicted felon completed his "prepared remarks." These included the opening act of Large Marge, with one of her greatest hits: “The Democrats and the fake news media want to constantly talk about, ‘Oh, President Trump is a convicted felon,’” Greene told the red hats during the Vegas rally. “Well, you want to know something? The man that I worship is also a convicted felon, and he was murdered on a Roman cross.” 

Not eaten by a shark? 

Maybe it had something to do with the lack of shade, water or sense available. Given the choice between electrocution and a Trump rally, I think I'll have to get back to you on that.