Obvious

Hilary Clinton is running for president? I can't believe it. This comes as such a shock. It is not something that I would have expected. What sort of clues were out there for us? Oh, sure, her husband was president, wasn't he? Way back in a previous century? I remember that George Bush's dad was president, and it sounds like we have a chance to give his brother Jeb a shot. But Hilary Clinton? Who could have seen this coming?

Who could have imagined that, as Fleetwood Mac so thoughtfully reminded us, thunder only happens when it's raining. 

Cereal tastes better in milk. 

Pigs love mud.

Students who do their homework get better grades. 

Your cat doesn't love you. 

Al Gore's Internet is where productivity goes to die. 

Fog is really low clouds. 

There may not be a Santa Claus, but reindeer are real. 

Prunes are to plums what raisins are to grapes. 

Eeyore was named for the sound that donkeys make. 

It's "soup or salad," not "supersalad."

Every kiss does, literally, begin with "Kay." 

The alphabet song, Baa Baa Black Sheep and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star are the same song.

There is no rhyme for "orange." 

Roses are red, but violets are violet. 

The Bible has been translated into Klingon. 

Hilary Clinton is running for president in 2016. 

Okey dokey.