Limited Attention

 The world economy is in a shambles because of the Orange Worst's poor decision making, or lack thereof. I learned a new term as a result of this narcissistic mishandling: Stagflation, a combination of economic stagnation and inflation. Countries are running out of jet fuel. The closure of the Strait of Hormuz is having the ugliest possible effect, superseding those felt by the capricious tariffs he put in place to start his second term. The invasion of Venezuela, the threats he has made against Canada, Greenland and Cuba have only compounded the unchecked angry whimsy of the Second Trumpreich. 

Oh, and he wants to fight the Pope. 

With all of this bizarre behavior and his approval ratings in the toilet, what do you suppose the Master of Disaster has in store for us next?

How about getting his pool guy to come out and re-tile the reflecting pool for the Lincoln Memorial? 

Yes, the former game show host has set his attention deficit on coating the hundred year old water feature "American flag blue." 

The Orange Worst said he was inspired to oversee renovations after a friend visited from Germany and noted its decay."He said, 'it's filthy, dirty. The water is disgusting looking. It's not representative of the country.'"

To which I could only reply, "Well, it certainly reflects the current state of our country."

On the Worst burbled, "In another couple of weeks, we're going to have the most beautiful reflective pool between the Washington Monument and the Lincoln Memorial that you've ever seen."

First of all, there is only one "reflective" pool between the Washington and Lincoln Memorials, so the one I have seen is and will continue to be the most beautiful. Secondly, I am immediately suspicious of any timeline offered up by the alleged pedophile. Especially the ones that span "about two weeks." Considering his diminished capacity and attention span, he probably believes that the rest of us will forget what he was talking about eight minutes from now.

No? You still remember the random war crimes and the Epstein Files? Looky over here at the pretty reflective pool. Isn't it a calming shade of American Flag Blue? Maybe he'll stock it with sharks and throw ICE captives into it for sport to celebrate the 250th birthday of our great nation. 

Yeah, like that's so ridiculous. This is the guy who wants to have a UFC arena built on the South Lawn of the ruins of the White House. 

Time to wake up, America.