You cannot make stuff like this up:
Tiger Woods has been forbidden to drive President Donald Trump’s grandchildren around.
Mister Woods' most recent experiments in testing the aerodynamic properties of his black Range Rover was apparently an afterthought. Clear thinking Secret Service agents figured that Tiger might not be the ideal chauffer for the children of (checks notes) one Donald Trump Junior, who claims to be "the other son" of the convicted felon. His ex-wife, Vanessa, has been "dating" the golf legend and it would seem that not everyone is pleased with this coupling, including the Secret Service who are charged with keeping those with that easily identifiable surname.
In case you don't follow golf, or TMZ, a man identified as "Tiger" was involved in a rollover crash late last Friday on Jupiter Island. That's in Florida. This is the fourth such incident involving "Tiger" since 2009. When asked for his take on the relative safety of his grandchildren, the former game show host and noted golf cheat said, “I feel so badly. He’s got some difficulty. There was an accident and that’s all I know. Very close friend of mine. He’s an amazing person, amazing man. But some difficulty.” The alleged pedophile's comments suggest that he is not good at feeling, which makes perfect sense, but I don't know if anyone bothered to ask "Tiger" about his pal in the ruins of the White House.
“I feel so badly,” Tiger said. “He’s got some difficulty. There was an incident and that’s all I know. Very close friend of mine. He’s an amazing person, amazing man. But some difficulty.”
Why isn't this billionaire hiring an Uber instead of keeping a lawyer on retainer to take care of hid DUIs? It's like the old saying, "Better to ask for forgiveness instead of waiting for a ride."
Meanwhile, it sounds like Vanessa and Tiger's relationship might be headed for splitsville, but one has to wonder why her dating app keeps coming up with these losers.
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