How The Mighty Have Fallen

 Britney Spears was arrested for DUI in California. 

At first glance, this story might seem like a real puff piece. A bit of click bait to start the morning, but I am here to tell you that I believe it is part of a larger conspiracy. 

Having found no real way to circumvent the public's fervent and voracious interest in the contents of the Trumpstein Files, this administration has set about kidnapping its own citizens off the streets. They have shot innocent bystanders in the process of their ethnic cleansing agenda. They have abducted the president of another country via a military operation and declared that he stand trial as the oil reserves of that country become ours because of the tried and true Art of War strategy, "Invaders keepers, losers weepers." They have gone to war with a Middle Eastern country for the purpose of destroying their nuclear capabilities that were supposedly destroyed the last time we were blowing things up with very expensive bombs. Oh, and we managed to kill the president of that country too without the flourish of flying him to New York in chains to stand trial for some sort of drug-related charge shortly after another South American president was pardoned by the same bright orange idjit that didn't want us looking at the Trumpstein Files because the adjudicated rapist has so very much left to hide. 

And let's not forget the destruction of one third of The People's House in order to construct Barbie's Dream Ballroom, complete with hot and cold running irony that no one there will notice. 

But let's get back to Britney. Having recently sold her music catalogue, estimated to be worth between two hundred million dollars, Ms. Spears was out doing what any forty-four year old with money to burn does after ending a thirteen year-long conservatorship that had kept her constrained from doing things like (checks notes) selling her music catalog and shaving her head. Then she did something really awful. 

She deleted her Instagram account. 

How can we possibly keep track of all Britney's scandalous life choices? 

Wait for it. 

She's probably in the Trumpstein Files.