Probable Cause

 It's not a secret if everyone knows it. 

While sitting around attempting to negotiate the release of the Trumpstein files as if they were hostages being held at the top floor of the Nakatomi Plaza, the rest of the world seems to have moved on. This includes one (checks notes) William Jefferson Clinton. 

You may remember Mister Clinton from an earlier iteration of the drama taking place in and around 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. He's the guy who once insisted, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman!" And that was how the forty-second President of the United States got impeached. It's probably not a stretch to suggest that his Vice President missed out on a chance to be number forty-three because of all that hullaballoo. Instead, we got the very upright and moral Pinhead Painter of cute dogs. 

So this Clinton fellow had a spokesperson release this statement: "The Epstein Files Transparency Act imposes a clear legal duty on the U.S. Department of Justice to produce the full and complete record the public demands and deserves. However, what the Department of Justice has released so far, and the manner in which it did so, makes one thing clear: someone or something is being protected. We do not know whom, what or why. But we do know this: We need no such protection.”

Let the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune fly. The pitiable mass of redactions that the Department of "Justice" released at the last minute was hardly that full and complete record. Then they said that they weren't going to release them all because the Sharpies had all run out of ink. The King of England didn't need all that fuss to go ahead and kick his brother out of the line of succession. 

Or something like that. 

Meanwhile, this senile gaseous emission continues to prattle on about his wife's undergarments while his billionaire cronies attempt to clean up the messes he continues to make. Like his pal Bari Weiss who is busy creating state media our of what was once CBS news. Bari blocked a Sixty Minutes report about the treatment of deportees at the infamous CECOT prison in El Salvador. 

Except the Sixty Minutes piece did manage to make the air in Canada. And some clever Canucks made it available online. For the world to see. Not unlike the Access Hollywood tape that should have been enough to disqualify the Orange Worst from the presidency in the first place, this piece let us in on what the rest of the galaxy already understood: this is most definitely not business as usual. Much in the same way that Jack Smith recently reminded us all that he has more than enough evidence to prove that the convicted felon currently vandalizing the White House is guilty of attempting to overthrow the 2020 election. 

Why does this continue? When Americans can be kidnapped by ICE goons and sent to foreign lands because of their choice of baseball caps, why can't we get rid of a "president" who falls asleep during cabinet meetings?