Tuesday, December 09, 2025

Didja Ever Notice...

 The current "president" of the United States doesn't seem to care for football. 

To be clear, I mean "football" in the American sense, the sport that we don't refer to as our national pastime but spend seven months fixated on it and another five anticipating the next iteration. 

Around the time the new NFL was starting up, the convicted felon who apparently had little else to do after having destroyed our economy and unleashing masked goons onto the streets of his own country to kidnap people, let this post fly on social media: "The NFL has to get rid of that ridiculous looking new Kickoff Rule. How can they make such a big and sweeping change so easily and quickly. It's at least as dangerous as the "normal" kickoff, and looks like he'll [sic]. The ball is moving, and the players are not, the exact opposite of what football is all about. "Sissy" football is bad for America, and bad for the NFL! It's like wanting to 'roll back' the golf ball so it doesn't go (nearly!) as far. Fortunately, college football will remain the same, hopefully forever!!" 

Never mind that after years of attempting to make the sport safer for those who risk their limbs and livelihood each week was dismissed out of hand by a guy who can't pronounce Acetaminophen. All the research done by the National Football League was ignored by a guy who cheats at golf. In the meantime, this didn't keep him from showing up at the Commanders game against the Lions. The home crowd gave him the reception that one might expect from the least popular "president" since the invention of percentages. 

Just this past week as the twice-impeached pedophile was being presented with a previously unknows honor, The FIFA Peace Prize, he took the opportunity to babble on in his characteristic way about something the happened to pass between the remaining neurons in his skull: “When you look at what has happened to football in the United States, which is soccer in the United States, we seem to never call it (football) because we have a little bit of a conflict with another thing that’s called football. But when you think about it, shouldn’t it really be called … this is football, there’s no question about it. We have to come up with another name for the NFL. It really doesn’t make sense when you think about it.”

This is just another lunatic ramble from a guy whose thoughts tend more often than not to resemble the world's worst Jerry Seinfeld routine

From the world's worst "president?"

Makes sense. 

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