Infrequent Flyers

Hello, and welcome to Sacramento!

The nice man who put us on the plane said that if we made it to estado Dorado that we should ask for Governor Handsome. 

Governor Newsom? 

Yes. That was his name. 

So where are you all from? 

Well, my friends and I here are from Venezuala. That group over there? They come from Columbia. 

We are all so very glad to have you here.

Yes. Where is "here?" 

You are in the capital of California: Sacramento?

Okay, but what about Governor Handsome?

Newsom.

Whatever. The other governor fellow said you could give us all jobs. And houses. 

Houses? 

Yes. And jobs. 

Governor who?

DeSantos?

Oh. Right. He said that when we got here you all would take care of us. 

So, what part of Florida did you come from?

We did not come from Florida. We were put on a plane in Texas. And we got to stop in New Mexico. Very unimaginative name, by the way. 

Governor DeSantis sent you? 

He invited us. So how far are we from Martha's Vineayard?