Deep Fake

 A reality TV show is in the works from the producer of Duck Dynasty in which immigrants will compete for a chance for U.S. citizenship. According to sources, the idea was pitched to the Obama and Biden administrations but they turned it down. Now, from the minds of the people who thought it would be a great idea to have a "Gold Card" issued to wealthy foreign investors to become permanant residents of the United States. 

Department of Homeland Security Kristi Noem would like you to know that this claim is untrue, and such a thing. Her office insisted that it is not happening, and furthermore, "DHS receives hundreds of television show pitches a year, ranging from documentaries surrounding ICE and CBP border operations to white collar investigations by HSI. Each proposal undergoes a thorough vetting process prior to denial or approval. This pitch has not received approval or rejection by staff.”

Of course, it's impossible to know what to believe in this current looking-glass world. Admitted puppy killer Kristi would also like us to know that ICE officials were "body-slammed" by Democratic protestors, including Newark New Jersey's mayor Ras Baraka was arrested for trespassing. Bodycam footage from the event shows some tense moments, but fails to deliver on the "body slamming" account. The mayor was arrested for trespassing when he appeared at an ICE faculty along with three members from Congress. 

Like the Immigration Game Show, it turns out the wrestling spectacular in Neward was just another bit of hyperbole in the pot we like to call our national discourse these days, stirred constantly by the former star of The Apprentice. 

What is really happening in our country? I'm sure I couldn't tell you. Not without a two-season gaurantee and a whole lot of money up front. And a promise that no animals will be hurt during the filming of our show.