Goofus And Gallant

 One candidate shows up to a town hall that might have been a second presidential debate. 

The other guy shows up at a closed McDonald's to make pretend fries for pretend customers. 

One candidate presents an eighty-two page plan for an "opportunity economy." 

The other guy drones on about the manhood of a professional golfer.

One candidate stands up for health care for all Americans. 

The other guy has "concepts of a plan."

One candidate appears on most every media outlet, seeking to spread her message. 

The other guy continues to trot out his same dog and pony show to his red-capped legion.

One candidate is a prosecutor.

The other guy is a felon.

One candidate is proud of her place in the melting pot of America. 

The other guy is a xenophobic racist. 

One candidate looks to bring people to the middle.

The other guy denigrates those who disagree with him.

One candidate looks to the future. 

The other guy is stuck somewhere in the past. 

One candidate is working tirelessly for your vote.

The other guy assumes if you don't vote for him, you're part of a conspiracy. 

One candidate deserves to be President of the United States. 

The other guy never did.