The Blame Game

ISIS claimed responsibility for shooting down a Russian passenger jet last Saturday, killing all two hundred twenty-four on board. Russian officials insist that the plane crashed. "The fighters of the Islamic State were able to down a Russian plane over Sinai province that was carrying over 220 Russian crusaders. They were all killed, thanks be to God," insisted a statement circulated on Twitter by ISIS supporters. The old adage about how if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all doesn't seem to apply here. If you're a jihadist, you really want to make sure the world knows that you've got a handle on all things infidel. What makes a tragedy more tragic? Terrorism.
For instance, did you know that ISIS was behind the nuclear meltdown at Chernobyl?
How about the missing ballots in the 1992 U.S. Presidential election. That was them, too.
The eruption of Mount St. Helens? ISIS.
The 1989 Loma Prieta earthquake.
The 1906 San Francisco earthquake.
All earthquakes.
JFK, RFK, and Martin Luther King Jr.? One great big ISIS plot.
Anything NASA sent into space that blew up.
Anything that blew up.
The mortgage crisis.
Miley Cyrus.
The metric system.
Facebook.
The designated hitter.
Y2K.
The NRA.
Donald Trump.
This is just a partial list, mind you. There are plenty of other things that ISIS did on accident, but they turned out okay and therefore they chose not to take credit for them. Did you know that ISIS came up with stuffed crust pizza?