Smells Like Elementary School Spirit

"Hey, Mister Caven!"
Yes?
"You're wearing your pajamas!"
It's Spirit Week. Today is Pajama Day.
"You look stupid."
"Hey, Mister Caven!"
Yes?
"Your hair is blue!"
It's Spirit Week. Today is Crazy Hair Day.
"You look stupid."
"Hey, Mister Caven!"
Yes?
"You're wearing a Broncos jersey!"
It's Spirit Week. Today is Sports Day.
"You look stupid."
"Hey, Mister Caven!"
Yes?
"Your shoes and socks don't match!"
It's Spirit Week. Today is Mismatch Day.
"You look stupid."
"Hey, Mister Caven!"
Yes?
"You're wearing that same old purple and gold shirt!"
It's Spirit Week. Today is Purple and Gold Day.
"You look stupid." Thus, another Spirit Week has come and gone. My conclusion: They make me look stupid.