Checks And Balances

 A completely non-comprehensive list of all the things for which this "president" should get Congressional approval first:

Going to war in the MIddle East. 

Paving over the Rose Garden.

Going to war with Mexico.

Wearing white after Labor Day. 

Going to war with Greenland.

Going to war with the Rose Garden. 

Having "one more Diet Coke."

Tweeting. 

Texting. 

Typing of any kind. 

Use of the National Guard to clear out peaceful protests.

Use of the National Guard to clear a path to the breakfast bar.

Orchestrating a multi-million dollar parade because "he's a big boy now."

Dancing. 

Using the "little dictator's room."

Using the stairs. 

Speaking in public. 

Speaking in private. 

Speaking.

Taping up Xerox pictures of himself "winning" the Mar-A-Lago Seniors Golf tournament around the White House.

Going to war with sharks. 

Frigntening children. 

Frightening adults. 

Using any part of his brain beyond the hypothalamus. 

Actions in addition to this list can be made as more indictments and embarrassments pile up. 

Thank you for your cooperation.