Sense Of Humors

 “Before I even arrive at the Oval Office, I will have the disastrous war between Russia and Ukraine settled. It will be settled quickly. Quickly. I will get the problem solved and I will get it solved in rapid order and it will take me no longer than one day. I know exactly what to say to each of them.”

“And before I even arrive at the Oval Office, shortly after I win the presidency, I will have the disastrous war between Russia and Ukraine settled.” 

 “So when I say ‘end it,’ I’m going to get a settlement very quickly. And I know both people, and you can get it very, very quickly. You can only do it through the presidency, but you control the money coming in, coming out. You can get that. I will have that settlement done within twenty-four hours.”

“Before I even arrive at the Oval Office, I will have the horrible war between Russia and Ukraine totally settled. I’ll have it done in twenty-four hours. I say that, and I would do that. That’s easy compared to some of the things – I’d get that done in twenty-four hours. I know them both. I know them both. As the Bible says, ‘Blessed are the peacemakers.’ See that? And I will be your peacemaker. I was your peacemaker.”

The preceding has been just a sample of the wit of the former game show host and adjudicated rapist. All of those quotes came from the campaign trail back in 2023. Just part of the dozens of references to the statements he now says were "in jest" about the bloody conflict in Ukraine. 

If you've been keeping track, one hundred of those twenty-four hour periods have passed and then some. Russia continues to pummel the sovereign nation of Ukraine, while Ukraine continues to fight back. This is in spite of the Court Jester's social media platform insistence, “I am not happy with the Russian strikes on KYIV. Not necessary, and very bad timing. Vladimir, STOP! 5000 soldiers a week are dying. Lets get the Peace Deal DONE!”

That one reads more like a joke. A deadly missile strike on Ukraine's capitol is referred to as "not necessary, and very bad timing." Stop it, you big orange clown. 

You're killing me.