Partial and in no way comprehensive list of things for which we can blame DEI according to the convicted felon currently living at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue:
Constipation
Shark Attacks
Electrocution from the batteries of electric boats
George Clooney
Low Water Pressure
McDonald's not having the McRib available year round
Call Waiting
Stickers on apples
Climate Change (how did that get in there?)
"EZ Open" packages that are most definitely not
Lost Remote Control
Accidentally Biting Your Lip
Losing that little plastic clip that keeps the bread bag closed
Somebody forgot to fill the ice cube tray
The American Airlines Crash At Reagan International Airport.
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