She's The One

 Well, the "He's old and can't remember things" card was played. 

But the Democrats had a Wild Card. Now it's back to the other guys again.

"She slept her way to the top," insist the red capped minions. Forgetting that their guy is an adjudicated rapist and whose name appears all over Jeffery Epstein's call logs and has had extramarital affairs during each of his three marriages. 

This is knows as a "reverse." 

By not saying anything at all, Democrats have played a "Draw Four."

Leaving the Red Caps to go fishing in their now full hand of card for something to play. Large Marge whispers in somebody's ear to play the "she's unqualified" card. 

Democrats have a resume that includes Attorney General and Senator from California in addition to her term as Vice President of the United States.

Red Caps play J.D. Vance.

Democrats take their time, drawing just the right card.

Republicans and hillbillies take a swig of Diet Mountain Dew to prove that they aren't racist. Then they consider the possibility that their guy could lose to a woman. A smart woman. A smart woman of color. They ask for a clarification of the rules. 

The Democrats toss a "single cat lady" card.

Fear begins to bubble over as the Republicans draw still more cards. Felonies. Insurrection. Sharks. Finally deciding on the "We'll sue you because we spent all this money thinking we were playing against the old guy" card. 

Kamala smiles, and says, "Uno."