Chance the Rapper's debut mixtape.
Detox from nicotine.
Recreate the Slovenian War For Independence.
Master the skills taught in today's business schools.
Take a seminar on the Epidemiology and Prevention of Cardiovascular Disease and Stroke.
Spend the money you would use on soda or coffee on providing clean water to people that don't have it.
Take a safari.
Have an anagama wood firing.
Get an acute case of the measles.
Restriction for young women getting abdominal X-Rays.
Cleanse the sugar from your system.
Experience an introductory meditation course.
Transform your life with the principles of Jack Canfield.
Make Amish Friendship Bread.
All the time you need to vacate the premises if you fail to pay your rent.
These are all things you could experience in the amount of time that Anthony "The Mooch" Scaramucci held down his job as Communications Director for the current occupants of The White House. It was suggested that the turnover in the current regime is somewhat reminiscent of that experienced by Admirals of the Imperial Fleet under Darth Vader's command. Ten days isn't much of a "get to know you" period, but it seems like we all got a pretty good sense of what The Mooch had to offer.
And so we bid him a fond adieu, and wait another ten days for the next shoe to fall.